Life is an Open Secret...

Let me share with u a story I once read about a man who had the perfect job.Well,the perfect job for him,that is....

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory,but I got canned....
couldn't concentrate.

After that,I tried to be a tailor,but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly
because it was a so-so job.

Then I tried to be a chef-figured it would add a little spice to my life,but
I just didn't have the thyme.

Next,I tried working in a muffler factory,but that was too exhausting.

I managged to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,but the work
was just too drainig.

I attempted to be a deli worker,but,any way I sliced it,I couldn't cut the mustard.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,but I just couldn't hack it,so they gave
me the axe.

Next was a job in a shoe factory;I tried,but I just didn't fit in.

So then I got a job in a workout center,but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finaly got a job as a historian,
until I realized there was no future in it.

I studied a long time to become a doctor,but I didn't have any patients.

My best job was being a musician,but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

i became a professional fisherman,but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks,but I had to quit,because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!"

Ahh...the "I am perfect-for-the-job" syndrome.As I giggled away while reading this "retired"man's rant,I knew that he was not someone I would ever like to be close with.Seriously!

There was a time when i was a misfit,too,but as i worked hard and prayed hard in my"misfit"environment,and Allah has shown me the place where i fit the best,Alhamdulillah.And i am so thankful to Allah that it was not a retirement home!

What about you,my friends?are you working at your perfect job?If you are,then that is great!Alhamdulillah.But if u are not,just do your best in whatever you are doing now,and keep on searching for your perfect job.If we pray hard enough,Allah shall show us the way.i know that is true,because i have passed through that phase.

And in sha'Allah,you will pass it,too!See you at your perfect job!

wHat tiMe is it....sTory time

1.A farmer wonders how many sheep he has,so he asks his sheepdog to count."So what's the verdict?"the farmer asks when the dog is done.
"Forty."
"Huh?"the farmer says,looking puzzled."I only had thirty-eight."
"I know,"the dog says.
"But I rounded them up."
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2.One day my cousin five-year-old brother looked up from the TV programme he was watching and asked my mother,"what does middle age mean?"Before she could answer,Ali said,"Oh,i know!Halfway to death!"
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3.The math teacher saw that Ahmad wasn't paying attention in class.
"Ahmad!What's 411,122 and 556?"she asked.
"HBO,KIRANA and Animal Planet."
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4.Some tourists were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.
"Oh,yes!"the chief of the tribe exclaimed.
"We're going to put u all into big pots of water,cook u and eat u!"
"You can't do that to me,"a member of the tour said."I'm the editor of a big newspaper."
"Well,"the chief responded."Tonight u will be editor-in-chief."
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sAjak saye...buat kaWan2.

Andainya ku diberi pilihan untuk memilih diantara kedua-duanya,
Akan ku pilih kedua-duanya,
Kerana bagiku ia sama bererti dan nilai dalam hidupku,

CINTA

Suatu ungkapan yang belum pasti kan keindahannya,
Kerana disebalik keindahan cinta itu,
Tersirat seribu kepahitan,
Pastinyakan merentap kedamaian jiwa,
Seorang pencinta setia,

Tatkala ikatan digundang kekecewaan.

namun ia tetap betah menjemput setiap jiwa,
yang punya hati dan perasaan,
Hakikat yang tersimpan di sebalik anugerah ini,
tak terungkai dengan bicara di bibir ini,
tak tergambar dengan lakonan,
Begitu syahdunya kurniaan IIlahi,
lahirnya dari hati seorang insan
Berakal,beremosi,penyayang dan berperasaan.

PERSAHABATAN

Suatu ikatan yang lahir dari hati,
keinginan yang ikhlas,
Bagi berkongsi tangis,tawa,kasih sayang serta kearkaban,
Sesungguhnya,sahabat adalah tempat berbicara setulusnya,
tentang impian dan pergertian hidup ini.

Persahabatan yang murni dan suci,
adalah sebuah perhubungan disulami dengan benang kejujuran,
Diwarnai dengan keikhlasan,
Dicurahi dengan kasih sejati,
sekiranya menjadi gunung dalam lipatan,
Robohlah tembok keluhuran sebuah persahabatan.

Teman yang budiman,
mengertilah maksud ini,
sesungguhnya apa yang tersimpul dihati kecil,
sejak perkenalan kita.

Kita bina teguh persahabatan,
yang dipagari besi kedewasaan,
yang teguh berdiri megah di laman hati kita,
tak tumbang dek rintangan,
hanya satu pintaku,
agar dikau sentiasa mengingati diriku.